Did Jews sink the Titanic?

Did Jews sink the Titanic?

 

The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish Captain; his Co-pilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

 

Once they reached cruising altitude, the Jewish Captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters… “I don’t like Chinese…”
“No rike Chinese?” asks the Co-pilot. “Why not?”
“You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that’s why.”
“No, no”, the Co-pilot protests. “Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.”
“Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn’t matter. You’re all alike!”
There’s a few minutes of silence.
“I no rike Jews!” the Co-pilot suddenly announces.
“Oh yeah, why not?” asks the Captain.
“Jews sink Titanic!” says the Co-pilot.
“What? You’re insane! Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!” exclaims the Captain. “It was an iceberg!”
“Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg... no mattah... all same.”